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How it works
Find Me A Wife is an agent that writes in your voice. It lives in a Chrome extension that works inside your own Tinder or Bumble tab, with your own login.
- Swipe. It reads the text of each profile (name, age, bio, prompts, distance) and likes or passes against your taste and dealbreakers. Photos are never sent.
- Chat. After a match it writes the opener and keeps the chat going in the style of your own sample messages. Short, no emoji spam, no made-up facts about you.
- Date. Once there is rapport it suggests coffee or a walk. When she agrees, the date shows up on your dashboard.
- Stop. If she says no or asks to stop, it stops writing to her for good.
Access
Access is a $WIFE hold of about $200 in the wallet you sign in with. The service reads the balance, multiplies it by the market price and compares it with the minimum. The check is cached for 60 seconds and repeats before every swipe and every message, so selling below the line switches the agent off.
Sign-in is one signed message in Phantom. No transaction, no fee, no approval of any token. The session lasts 24 hours.
Setup
- Connect your wallet on the app page and sign the login message.
- Fill in your taste, dealbreakers and up to 8 messages you really sent. That is your voice.
- Download extension.zip, unzip it, open
chrome://extensions, switch on Developer mode, click Load unpacked and pick the folder. - Copy your session token from the app page into the extension, open Tinder or Bumble in the same browser and press Start.
Limits
The pace is set to look like a person, not a script.
| Swipes per wallet per day | 100 |
| New messages per wallet per day | 30 |
| Pause between actions | 20 - 90 s, random |
| Quiet hours (your time zone, adjustable) | 01:00 - 08:00 |
| Captcha or platform warning | full stop |
After a stop the dashboard shows the reason. Check your account in the app before you resume.
Your data
- Logins and cookies never leave your browser. The extension acts in your open tab. We never see your Tinder or Bumble password, session or cookies.
- Profile and chat text passes through. To decide and to write, the text of the profile and of the chat goes to our server and on to a language model provider, then is dropped. Photos are never sent.
- What we keep. Your taste form and voice samples, daily counters, and for each match: first name, platform, state, message counts and the last line as a short summary for your dashboard. Date time and place if you set one.
- Public. The leaderboard shows a shortened wallet, matches and dates for the last 7 days. Nothing else.
Risks
This breaks the platforms' rules. Tinder and Bumble have no public API and do not allow automation. The extension drives your own browser, which is against their terms. They can limit or ban the account. That risk is on the account owner.
The limits, the human pace and the stop on any warning lower the risk. They do not remove it.
The platforms change their pages often. When they do, the extension can stop working until we ship an update.
$WIFE is a memecoin with no promise of value. The hold only switches the agent on.