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Find MeA Wife
An agent that swipes on your taste, chats in your voice and books the coffee. Hold $WIFE to switch it on.
How it works
It swipes on your taste
You write what you like once. It reads every profile's text and likes or passes, with a reason you can read.
Your tasteReads, walks a lot, into food. No smokers.
That is the whole job here: read, decide, explain. Up to 100 swipes a day.
Then it talks
Your voice, not a script
Paste up to 8 of your own messages. It writes the opener, keeps the chat going and asks her out the way you would.
It never invents facts about you and stops the moment she says no.
Lena, 25"Ramen hunter. 14 places ranked so far."Preview
First message
ok ranking question. tonkotsu or shoyu, no fence sitting
Her reply
tonkotsu obviously. who even are you
someone with a ramen spreadsheet. 14 places so far, same as you
ok now I need to see this spreadsheet
Date ask
better idea: the number one on my list, thursday at 7? I'll bring the sheet
deal. if it's bad you're paying
Date setThu, 7:00 pm. Added to your dashboard.
Access
Hold $200 of $WIFE
That is the key. The service checks your balance live before every swipe and message.
$120
of $200 needed
Needs $80 more
Try a hold (USD)$120
1
Connect
Phantom, one signature. No transaction.
2
Hold
About $200 of $WIFE, checked live.
3
Install
Load the extension, paste your session token.
4
Show up
It swipes, writes and books. You go.
Put a ring on it
